Don't even waste your effort on Yoda, he has to be the thickest scouse twat ever to appear on 606. Bearing in mind the huge number od dense YSB's that come on here with total nonsense, that really is one hell of achievement with master Yoda.
Isn't it obvious? Van Gaal would have forced the FA to start the premier league a month earlier giving us an extra 3 games enabling us to be 1 point above Chelsea right now as Mourhino crumbled from the realisation that Van Gaal has more infliuence in British football, and a better head of hair.
Simple really. A month extra to prepare the team, bring players in and go into the opening games in a stronger position. Along the lines of 'if player x had a full pre season he would be firing on all cylinders' Well if van gaal wasnt taking a poor dutch side to third in the world cup....
FACT OF THE DAY Dippers drop 10th to 11th without even playing, leaving them 7 points from relegation while UTD are 8 points from top.
As you may be aware, I was at the match. I was invited by a season ticket holder of some 20 years' standing. He actually said he thought Liverpool were the better team. That's NOT a wind-up, by the way
No you're not. But no, we probably won't. If we did we would set a new record for most number of consecutive wins in the PL. I dunno, City tend to struggle a bit at Goodison, and for all the Chelsea chat about "three point lane", they have only won one of their last eight league games at Spurs. Either way, we don't really need to close the gap to Chelsea and City over winter. We just need to stay close enough to them to keep the pressure on till the CL starts up again then be ready to exploit any slips. They probably won't slip up enough for us to have any chance of winning the league, but I'd be happy with us keeping the pressure on at the top till May. Give the new players a taste of a title chase in order to prepare for next year. Which will almost certainly be ours
BREAKING NEWS: The Premier League are investigating the mistake made by the linesman for Manchester United's second goal on Sunday. If they find the decision was wrong, the match could be replayed.
I take it you'd been smoking some of those fancy biftas of yours before the game, washed down with a shed load of Carling. How would you explain such utter tripe otherwise?
Hardly tripe. We were fairly creative, just our defending shooting passing tackling awareness concentration and effort let us down