Everton v QPR.

Do england ever win?

Whenever I hear the updates from the cricket on the radio I swear they're always getting hammered.

 

If they're always getting hammered no wonder they never win.

Bunch of pissheads.

 

You mean in the same way that Lenny Henry isnt a **** comedian?

 

I haven't a frigging clue who Lenny Henry is so I couldn't tell you.

 

I'm not buying that for a minute. You must have seen his groundbreaking stand-up routine about the fish out of water exploits of Jamaicans arriving in the UK.

 

Stand up is a bit of a drag if I'm honest.

Didn't think you'd be the type for comedy anyway if I'm honest. You're always so serious, I wouldn't be surprised if you hadn't smiled in the past 20 years.

 

Are you sure what sincere means?

 

Why did you alter the quote?

 

Haha