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What do you really want for Christmas?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ponders Revisited, Dec 15, 2014.

  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Already got my present: lost my job, final day 4th Dec, got offered a contract today, 2.5 times the pay I was on, starting wednesday, the day after my old company's xmas do which I'm still invited to...
     
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  2. User Deleted

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    A coffee mug with a nude lady on it
     
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  3. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Fair play SMASM <ok>
     
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  4. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    Excellent - is it contract work - and if so, what kind (programming, ops, etc)?

    I'm painfully insecure about where I'm going next - logical brain says that there's a million options and it's exciting - emotional brain is highly stressed (not helped by excessive wife stress).
     
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  5. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Your story has added to my already glowing Yuletide joy.

    Good for you, pal.
     
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  6. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    As one Mick to another,calm down ffs money ain't the be all.Take a job that pays the bills and keeps everyone happy or you'll put yourself in a early grave.Your health is your wealth!
     
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  7. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Wouldn't you rather a nude lady with a coffee mug?

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  8. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    It's a contract porting their old setup onto Oracle databases, right up my alley, hopefully should get a good long run out of it.

    Don't listen to Mike O'Toon, chase the money, let nothing and nobody stand in your way ;-)
     
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  9. RAVENBLACK

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    crap tits and can't see her minge.
     
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  10. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Either that or the two viagra you tanned 30 minutes ago were duds.
     
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  11. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I didn't look,wid ye?
     
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  12. Mick

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    It's not about money really, I just play the cartoon villain with tax etc, but my ultimate endgame is choosing lifestyle at some point, getting rid of the 50 hour weeks and taking up golf or some ****. At which point I'll probably kill myself, mind.

    Happy days. I know a fella here who ports legacy VBA from Excel to C# in financial firms and does quite well - he only needs 6 months work a year to get by very comfortably, which sounds like an attractive way to get by.
     
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  13. Mick O'Toon

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  14. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    A Sigmund Freud action figure.
     
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  15. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    A monkey on a chain and a 4 year old blind violinist to take to earn me money in the market.

    These ****s are raking it in.
     
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  16. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Great news mate now you can get pissed at the office party and grope the women without the threat of some killjoy in HR threatening you with disciplinary actìon.

    Great fun telling the boss how you are getting paid more than him too.
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Tina in ma stockings.
     
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  18. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I think I should go, it's tonight, can't stay late as have to be in Leicestershire the next morning. Couple of beers and goodbyes to the guys and a "thankyou for getting rid of me and giving me the opportunity to work for a better company for much more money" to the bosses :D
     
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  19. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    **** You Gambol - I've now got a horrible image in my head - of your short fat hairy legs in tights and suspenders
     
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  20. Otto Flayshow

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    Gambol is Ernie Wise? :huh:
     
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