It involves being drunk and disorderly and smuggling bottles of vodka into ELLAND road. Rumours of the bottle narrowly missing a certain greedy, flytipping, child abandoners head are not confirmed yet!
You can but it won't be as good as the real story. Several publishing houses interested. Might be a movie in it yet. Wholl play shaks?
As I'll have a part in this blockbuster, I think Colin Farrell might be the closest lookalike for meself
Some Asian taxi driver took 40 quid off me for return trip to airport. Mind you, I was glad to pay it as I was rapidly running out of time to make return flight