Need the Everton Werthers Originals toffees to beat the QPR KP Hula Hoops tonight. Anything else will be a s**t result for The Hull Tigers. FACT.
Enlighten me. I know I'd had a few sherberts last time I went and don't recall much about the announcements. In fact the only thing I remember prior to kick off was moaning like **** about how ****e the view was.
Poodle. Who cares about the game anyway? Why are you bothered about seeing it? So long as you can see the enemy fans that's all that matters.
It's a practice for the stewards in case of emergency. They clear a route and open the exits. It's about the only noise in the ground.
It was our first PL season I heard it. Just some voice on the tannoy announces the commencement of a mysterious operation Goodison. They just did it a few minutes ago. As Dutch says, it was the loudest part of the game so far.
And you're a toy poodle. 'See the enemy fans?' I ensure I've got a clear line of fire for my sharpened 50 pence pieces or my distress flare. Straight into the enemy family stand.
All this Ross Barkley is better than Gazza balony. Only said by people who never saw Paul before his cruciate injury. Stop talking people. That includes you Snodgrass.