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Laser Eye Surgery

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by User Deleted, Dec 15, 2014.

  1. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    Had laser eye surgery on Saturday there.

    I know I usually tell you guys everything about my personal life but on this occasion I could do without the 'You'll go blind' 'You'll get cancer' and whatever other hilarious witty comments you lot would come up with.

    It was a surreal experience, anybody who has had it done will agree. You can see them lifting the flap on your eyeball but can't feel it.

    Went for my follow up appointment yesterday and have 20/20 vision - even though my eyes haven't even fully healed.

    I'm hugely satisfied with the results. Get it right up everyone.
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Fuck off Joe 90.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Dec 15, 2014
  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    You'll get blind cancer ya maddie.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Dec 15, 2014
  4. Patience

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    Chuffed for you, pal. Those pints will taste even better when i'm back on Weds.

    LYT GIRFUY!
     
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    Patience, Dec 15, 2014
  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    If your mother hadn't drank to excess when she was pregnant with you none of this would be necessary
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 15, 2014
  6. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    You posted a pic of a skinny white nerd wearing new bins claiming that was you .
    How did you get black?
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Dec 15, 2014
  7. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Congrats on your new 'laser eyes'.

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Dec 15, 2014
  8. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    laser surgery is for old men and ****s.
     
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    Tina., Dec 15, 2014
  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    That's why i'm getting it dearie.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Dec 15, 2014
  10. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    my daddy got it done, in both eyes.

    Was to remove cataracts.

    He still wears specks like Bealy though
     
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    Tina., Dec 15, 2014

  11. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Because you love the cock?
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Dec 15, 2014
  12. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED
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    Didn't see that coming ^^^^^
     
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    gas, Dec 15, 2014
  13. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Get your eyes lazered then old chap.
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Dec 15, 2014
  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Love the Boaby, love it.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Dec 15, 2014
  15. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    you shut the **** up you're getting on my wick.
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Stop burning the candle at both ends.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Dec 15, 2014
  17. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    Wax should I lol
     
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  18. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I had to get glasses for the first time two years ago.

    Not bothering with laser eye surgery in case I end up like Ray Milland in The Man With The X-Ray Eyes.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Dec 15, 2014

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