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Christmas Trees

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 15, 2014.

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What's the best Xmas tree?

  1. Real

  2. Fake

  3. Aluminium pole

  4. **** off gas you ****

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  1. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    whit's best?

    Pole 2 folla

    Got an 8 footer up yesterday. Fraser fir.

    the only option if you ask me
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 15, 2014
  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Spent one winter selling the ****ers. Wouldn't have one in the house.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Dec 15, 2014
  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Why?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 15, 2014
  4. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I've got a fake one but, even then, it's under duress.

    German proddy nonsense.

    Putting trees indoors, I ask ye...
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Dec 15, 2014
  5. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Fake white tree for this god hating sodomite.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Dec 15, 2014
  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    so what I'm getting from tthis is

    Yes men = fake tacky bastards with no class
    Prods = classy gents
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 15, 2014

  7. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Only ****s enjoy being stabbed by pine needles 5 months after christmas has ended.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Dec 15, 2014
  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    disny own a hoover ^^
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 15, 2014
  9. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    If you consider cutting a living tree down then have it slowly decompose in your living room for a couple of weeks classy, go furrit.

    Talking of nawfolk, I used to wear this top to fives occasionally...

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Dec 15, 2014
  10. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    disny own a brain ^^
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Dec 15, 2014
  11. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I've got a 6ft faker adorned with over 600 ****ing lights!!

    WHY THE FUCK!!!??

    ^^****^^
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Dec 15, 2014
  12. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    mine has 250 I think.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 15, 2014
  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    It's all about the fibre optic in the Stamhaus.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Dec 15, 2014
  14. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    **** off Gas you **** is well ahead in the xmas tree poll. <somersault>

    If it wasn't for the fact I am a **** it would be enough to give me the needle.

    <whistle>
     
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    gas, Dec 15, 2014
  15. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    I've got a 6ft pop up tree :laugh:
     
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    Tina., Dec 15, 2014
  16. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    I seem to remeber paying £1 a strand for tinsel last year robbing ****s.
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Dec 15, 2014
  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I'm a Festivus man, so it's the Aluminium Pole for this Costanza.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Dec 15, 2014
  18. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Don't you ever pine for the real thing?
     
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    gas, Dec 15, 2014
  19. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Oh Fir ****'s sake.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Dec 15, 2014
  20. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Norway am I getting involved with tree puns.
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Dec 15, 2014
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