Which five events in history would you go back in time to see? For me - King Alfred's coronation The Bastard landing at Norman's Bay The signing of the Magna Carta The Battle of Falkirk 1298 Nuremburg Rally of 1934
The Yanks getting chased the **** out of Nam The Russian revolution Che Guevara kicking **** out of the Batista regime Dirty Republicans getting shot to **** in Londonderry back in '72 The Birth of Christ
The assassination of Julius Caesar The *****l assault on Alamut Waterloo (the battle, not Abba's Eurovision victory) England winning the World Cup John Higgins' meltdown on SPN
The faking of the moon landings apart from that nothing really, I`m a very forward thinking person obviously.
Permian extinction Start of Stonehenge Finish of Stonehenge 800 years after they started it, didn't anyone ask wtf are we doing this for again? 450BC Socrates 21st Birthday Sept 13th 1969. 1st episode of Scooby Doo.
Why five, one would be enough for me, provided I could tamper with the outcome The resurrection, with a massive immovable boulder
The Battle of Thermopylae The Coronation of Charlemagne (as Emperor) The Great Heathen Army's capture of York The Norman Invasion England winning the World Cup
Conflict at Brixton Academy Any early 80s Stonehenge Festival An early Sex Pistols gig An early The Smiths gig Last day of the 2005 Ashes
Great suggestions, folks. I particularly like Charlemagne, the Smiths gig, Waterloo, and the murder of Caesar, but they are all noteworthy. Keep them coming, please.
Adam & Eve in the Garden Of Eden Marie Antoinette"let them eat cake".Though not historically correct I did have a uncle in Paris at the time,Monsieur Kipling and wouldn't invest in his new cake making business,doh!
Gunfight at the O.K Corral The posting of the 95 theses on the door of the church in Wittenburg by Martin Luther JFK's shooting When Rangers were good Hitler opening his gas bill
Ziggy Stardust's "retirement" concert Abba winning Eurovision John Brown pumping Queen Victoria Michael ***an pumping Queen Elizabeth II Rosa Parks refusing to give up her seat to a redneck
The day Billy McDermott sneaky punched me (hiding round a corner) and broke my nose The night a chatted up one burd n no her mate in Franklins ... my mate took home the other and she was filthy. Mine gave me a ****! The day Hitler’s Arty college application arrived … I’d gave him a place instead of the Jew that got it The day Mary told Joseph she was pregnant and still a Virgin … so I could tell Joseph she’s a lying boot Yesterday … meant to tell some **** in my work to **** off
I'd like to be standing on the grassy knoll at JFK shooting. Standing in a protected bubble at the Normandy beaches in WW2. Have a sneaky peak at some dinosaurs. Follow Jack the Ripper back to his house. Be on the Titanic then beaming back to the present date before its too late.
