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The Poodle's Parlour

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Sir Cheshire Ben, Dec 8, 2014.

  1. BOJACKHCAFCMAN

    BOJACKHCAFCMAN Well-Known Member

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    Messi and Ronaldo on loan? Worth considering? This kind of post sums up a lot of fans, what do they expect, us winning the title or something? Bruce is the right manager for us, we bring a new manager in whether its Pulis or 'Rude hullit' and we will go down
     
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  2. BOJACKHCAFCMAN

    BOJACKHCAFCMAN Well-Known Member

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    Sagbo needs a run in the team, when he was playing we looked strong last year as a team. We don't know if he can go on a run of goals because he's never had a proper chance and hasn't had the chance to push on from last year when he should have (Jellys injury) but even if he doesn't he helps the team with his work rate unlike the likes of Hatem ben Bighead
     
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  3. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    That's a fact is it? If we change manager we will go down? No ifs or buts?
     
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  4. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    "something isn't clicking. it may well be that bruce has lost the team." from huddleshite.

    Good one
     
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  5. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    "**** off you piece of **** ****s. Couldn't even get the ball up top in added time you **** bastards."
     
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  6. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    I was kidding, sorry...
     
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  7. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    Strong: Adj.

    1 :having or marked by great physical power
    2 :having moral or intellectual power
    3 :having great resources (as of wealth or talent)
    4 :eek:f a specified number
    5 :striking or superior of its kind

    Example of usage: Steve bRuce is a football manger who starts strong.
     
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  8. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    I've been thinking this for some time. I may look into how he did at other clubs. Anyone know as i'm a **** researcherer.
     
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  9. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    That was the idea.

    It's a poodle parody.

    In The Poodle Parlour.


    Ben's just trying to help us find our inner peace.
     
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  10. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    He did it by starting strong.
     
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  11. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    "3 quid for a pint of Tetley and 4 quid to get in. kinell"
     
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  12. TigerRoo

    TigerRoo Well-Known Member

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    And yet another one see's the light! (Even though he was joking).

    And yet another one doesn't!
     
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  13. Quill

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    ^Finally, one of the proper poodles has shown up!

    Sagbo is ****, wah wah wah
     
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  14. Tuckin

    Tuckin Well-Known Member

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    I think My Lahey must live near an airport, the way all the jokes on here are flying over his head...
     
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  15. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    "So it looks like our saviours have revealed their true colours. They wanted the club so they could get the ground and the land around it on the cheap.
    Now they can't they've got no interest in spending a bean and they want out.
    Why do we always get 'em? Come back Don Robinson!"

    "I'm beginning to suspect that they know exactly what they're doing.
    The plan is probably to do everything superficially possible to keep the fans quiet for long enough for them to make a real killing in the transfer window.
    If they can convince the majority of fans to renew their season tickets that money will also help them escape without getting their fingers scorched while HCAFC burns.
    It's all about covert asset stripping now and I would suggest that people wait for some concrete assurances before they pump their season ticket money into the 'Allam's Great Escape Plan.'"
     
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  16. TigerRoo

    TigerRoo Well-Known Member

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  17. SuitedandBooted

    SuitedandBooted Well-Known Member

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    That is not a poodle post. Stating that a striker who doesn't score goals is sh it is hardly poodle.
     
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  18. TigerRoo

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    And yet another one see's the light.

    Whereas Sagbo has done absolutely nothing in the top level I do think he would enjoy his football by playing at a lower level where he could most certainly make a contribution.
     
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  19. Barchullona

    Barchullona Well-Known Member

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    Don Robinson? A master at putting nothing in and getting others to work from for nothing whilst he made a bundle.
    Love to know how you asset strip a club with no assets.
     
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  20. Trumpton Tiger.

    Trumpton Tiger. Well-Known Member

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    Don Robinson left the club when he realised that he would never actually get to own the club AND THE GROUND. So 'Come back Don Robinson' is a bit futile. He did well at City because we were at rock bottom and the only way was up. His PR work was excellent and he milked everything for what it was worth and more. He also did it at a minimal cost and very little risk to his own personal wealth.
    As for 'asset stripping' Would it not have been easier to leave the £40m ( or what ever) in a high interest Bank Account and sit back, with no risks, no flak, no abuse, no time wasted watching a sport you have little interest in, and maybe just concentrate on a successful business that you are already a world leader in ?
    As Castro says, you cannot asset strip a club with no asset's.
    How many people would have chipped in if City had not have been promoted to the Premier League and the Allam's initial outlay was frittering away in the Championship?
    I'll hazard a guess at none.
     
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