Hairstyles (sorry Mick/Dev)

Guys,

Since the turn of the century, I've sported a 'short back & sides' hair style which has literally had the females swooning all over me and panty puddles all over the place, but recently I've been growing whats on top from the standard 1.5 inches to nearer 2.5 inches and styles in a snazzy little side dash. That was fine but I was outside there and the wind caught my hair and blew it against the grain and messed up my do.

For the first time in decades, I had to style my hair at a time which was not post-shower or post sleep.

So folks, what style of hair do is your preference.

Pole two flow.

 

Trev's been to the barber I go to but no longer goes.

I get a 'fade' shaved in at the back and sides, longer and choppy on top.

 

Kiddin on it's a 'fro for this KKK opponent.

 

But I put Afro in the poll specifically for you?

 

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Well done, squire.

That you were actually a kiddie on jungle bunny there

Cheers, bro.

 

No comb over option

 

Am a number two sides n back, slightly longer on top swept forward into a side shed. Also a distinguished looking salt n' pepper colour.

Am a right handsome bastard anaw

 

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Close shaved proper mans haircut for this straw sucking barn dwelling wurzel.

Anything else is for ****s.

 

Mine doesn't have a 'style' unless running a comb through it as you brush your teeth is a style?

 

That about describes my barnet and speaking of which I'll have to get the gruaig Christmas cut soon maybe next week.

 

Hitler Youth quiff...

 

steven thomson circa 2003 for this severely disable migrant

 

Number 2 all over the heid for this practical, non-comb owner. And no, my barber has never tipped a bucket of ****e over my head.

 

am some bit a gear to be fair

 

I was a 0 all over up until September. Had that for years but since September ive been getting a 1 around the sides and back and trim the top.

It makes me look sexy and appealing to both sexes no less. Plus am on the run and no **** has a picture of me with hair. Few months when they forget about me ill be back to the 0 all over and being middle aged wimmins fantasy guy.

 

I used to have this do -

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And then I changed to this -

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Zero cut all the time for this folically challenged Jungle Jim. Makes me look hard (which I am) and it's easy to care for, I just wash my face and keep going. I use a good moisturiser all over my head, much less hassle than shampoo and conditioner. Would not thank you for hair.

 

Always cracks me up

I have a rule when it comes to my napper.

If its no dry when I come out the shower its too long.