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  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    case any **** on here cares(which I'm sure you don't and it is even more weird that I am telling you bunch of fannies), I became a father last night. Without sounding like a boring bastard, those who have been in the delivery room, will know that it is a powerful experience. I even got to watch Villa v Leicester while I was getting my hand broken by the missus.
     
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Did ye, aye?
     
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  3. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    That's terrific news what was the final score ?
     
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  4. Patience

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    Another horrible Proddy brought in to the world.

    Imagine how disgusted your kid will be when it finds out it's father is a bead-rattling, child-abusing pape.

    Congratulations all the same <ok>
     
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  5. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Congratulations. Welcome to the end of life as you knew it.
     
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  6. Commachio

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    So does everyone have to guess as to if it's a boy or girl or a Hermaphrodite?


    ps..congrats.
     
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  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Congratulations monacoger.

    <applause>

    all the best

    For God and Ulster 1690
     
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  8. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Heard he called the sprog Juan Poalo <doh>

    You don't get any more Papish than MonicaTaig.
     
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    Congratulations Monaco - hope mother and little Seamus are both well.
     
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  10. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    It really must've been a miraculous experience and words can't express the wonder that you feel. I don't think any of us ever thought we'd see Hutton score for Villa.
     
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    Congratulations Monaco, delighted for you
     
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  12. Mick O'Toon

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    Well done Mon and Smug sends his regards as well
     
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  13. Commachio

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    He'll find him easy now, what with Monaco walking around pushing a pram. The hunt just became easy.
     
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  14. Mick O'Toon

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  15. Null

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    Congrats Monaco...

    A new wee O'Keffe!
     
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  16. The Raging Oxter

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    Congrats newbie!

    Boy? Girl? Other?
     
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  17. gas

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    Congratulations Monaco. Soon as the new mothers axe wound heals get her pumped.
     
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  18. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    <ok>
     
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  19. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Well done buddy. Is the baby taking after mother and fully black or did you get a look in and its a lighter shade of black ?

    Gerrard doin his bit for inter race relations. A true man of the world unlike that rascist E.R.
     
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  20. rogueleader

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    Monaco mate, just a wee reminder while you`re in SA - don`t go discharging any firearms through toilet doors, they`re having a bit of a clampdown on that kind of thing at the moment.

    Don`t want you getting a couple of months community service and missing out on time with wee Henrik.
     
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