Do you any of you dislike me enough to sabotage something (Ã la Paolo Martone) I advertise on here? Would you give it bad reviews/ratings etc?
Cheers fellas. Just that I've been a bit of a dick a couple of times on here, and wondered if anyone still held a grudge.
It's nothing to do with thinking you're ****...most on here , if not all, are ****s... I wouldn't advertise here...
no. I've written a novel which is being published on Amazon's Kindle Direct platform. It'll be available for Kindle (obvs), PC, Apple and Android in the next few days.
That would be fine and dandy. I'm donating a fifth of all royalties (which probably won't be that much) to a charity that's helped my family in the past, so it's not just for personal gain.
Wotsit bout? Anything like this? Chapter 1: in the beginning. It was a cold winters day, much like this. Alex chewed feverishly on his wrigleys spearmint as though each masticatory movement moved the cogs in his brain. The thought uppermost in his mind was send in Giggsy. Ryan, or Giggsy as he was known was nought but a fresh faced teen.... I can build my team around this guy thought Alex. "Get ready Ryan" said Alex, "you're going in". The mop haired youngster turned and looked at Alex and gulped, almost imperceptibly. "ok......Dad" shot back Ryan, forgetting where he was. The pair's eyes locked....."just go out there and do your best..... Son" The dye was cast. Their tale had begun.
What charity is it? Me and you is 2, so we just need 10 more men to make a hunks of not606 2015 calender. Profit.
Dystopian fiction, set in an alternative reality contemporary Britain. Along the lines of 1984, V for Vendetta, Children of Men etc (but I'm not suggesting it's as good as those). It'll be only £2. If anyone's interested, PM me and I'll send the link when it's available.
Hearts and Minds Challenge, an autism charity. They gave my son an ipad last year for collecting 150 old mobiles. I'll still do the calendar. It would be a shame not to share my Herculean physique with the ladies. Though that would be Hercules as in the Mark Addy version in BBC's pish Atlantis series, rather than The Rock or Arnie's portrayals.
