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All hail overlord Pardew

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Darth Plagueis, Dec 6, 2014.

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  1. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    Best manager ever and if anyone disagrees then they suck dicks.

    Hail Local curries and vodka.

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    Darth Plagueis, Dec 6, 2014
  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    All hail Sir Alan Pardew, the King of Jose.
     
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  3. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Thinking of starting up a website - sackanyonewhoeversaidsackpardew.com
     
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  4. Gordonthetoony

    Gordonthetoony Well-Known Member

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    But can he beat the Mackems? If not he's out.
     
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  5. MF SHAK

    MF SHAK Well-Known Member

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    Colback 1 - 0. Aw man...imagine that, I would cream.
     
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  6. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Just in case that happens I'm putting in an early claim for the headline game to the headline

    'Funk with the Junk drowns in Bam Bam's spunk!
     
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  7. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> made me spit my tea out there
     
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  8. MF SHAK

    MF SHAK Well-Known Member

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    Haha

    "Mackems beelin at bam bams semen"


    Please let that be the result <laugh>
     
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    MF SHAK, Dec 6, 2014
  9. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    If it does happen, I don't care about the rules or the other submissions, you've just won that one.
     
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  10. goldie

    goldie Well-Known Member

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    I give the plaudits to the ball boys personally.
     
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  11. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    I had a suspicion you were a priest.
     
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  12. MF SHAK

    MF SHAK Well-Known Member

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    that sentence might very well have set off an alarm at child protection services mate
     
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  13. MF SHAK

    MF SHAK Well-Known Member

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    Jim beat me to it <laugh>




    And when I say 'beat me to it' I don't mean.....he...




    Well hasn't this thread turned awkward
     
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  14. 2010 tops dog

    2010 tops dog Well-Known Member

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    That's the problem and when we fail again this month everyone will be calling for him out !!
    I still want him out and will remain to do so
     
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  15. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    I guess I suck dicks.
    Lol.
    Surprised to see Mr T on here...
     
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