2 weeks ago I was catching a train from Ipswich to Liverpool st and had to make a tough decision. Earlier that evening I enjoyed a nice bottle of red wine with my meal and bought 2 cans of Heineken to drink on the journey. About 45 minutes into the journey I had consumed those 2 cold beers and realised that my chinos were cutting into my bladder with the extra liquid and sitting down for so long, to my horror I had embarked on a train with no toilets. I had passed the last chance to get off so I had to hold it in from Chelmsford to London, the urgency grew and crossing my legs would no longer work. I began sweating and planning my release, it soon became clear that I could not get through the barrier and find the station fascilities with a massive suit case in time. I took one desperate walk through the carriage belt undone flys open in a desperate bid for a toilet ,i even considered releasing the valve in first class but a lone woman was sitting there . As I passed Ilford and Stratford i knew i couldn't hold it any longer so i ran through the train found a half empty carriage with two women in yanked the metal bin out and pissed in the plastic bag protecting the steel drawer. I was half hunched pissing away making quiet grunting noises hoping it would end but i kept going for over a minute, the windows acted as a mirror and it soon became clear the other passengers could see me . When it finally ended i lay back ashamed and satisfied and as soon as the train stopped the others couldn't get off quick enough . I am fairly certain without this drastic action i would have burst my bladder or pissed myself . You will probably see the cctv on crimewatch at some stage.
i posted once on a Charlton forum on not 606 found out their was only about 5 fans on it so why bother lol
The Normal train has WC's between every carriage and those old fahioned slide windows manual door handle thing there is a Greater Anglia with no tables electric slide doors etc now.
Had similar going from Liverpool St after a night out in London. Held it in until I thought my bladder was going to burst then walked right up to the end of the train and relieved myself against the door hoping that the piss would dribble under the door and out onto the tracks. It didn't. Probably the best piss I ever did though.
I had a similar experience on a train, I got so desperate for a slash that I got off 2 stops before my final destination and went into a nearby boozer. Best pish ever.
Dallas is a TV show for women. I like Dallas..... There. I've said it. Also, for ages I boycotted Topaz petrol station because of the carry on of the Shell corporation in Rossport, Co. Mayo. They closed my local garage.... I'm not sure if my boycott has anything to do with it. They recently reopened it and are giving **** away.... I still feel sorry for the folk in Mayo... But at the same time.... Free **** is free ****.
Firstly i had more than 500ml piss and the changeover would be impossible secondly i didn't want to slice my tip.
