Badontelli has done a Suarez

First to get up before the count (in slow motion obviously)? Put a tenner on it.

 

I'd put a tenner on a turtle getting up quicker

 

If RHC's involved, I'm out #hammerhead

 

I'd certainly put a tenner on Shaw to eat more pies in his career than Balotelli.

 

Ballotelli's currently feasting on humble pie.

 

Burn him
He turned me into a newt

 

Wanna swap our dud for your one? Falcao on 300k per week v badontelly being well super mario

Hmmmmm

 

Let's not go there guys. You all know some clown in Madrid died doing this very stuff recently so as a serious topic I'd say forget this and move on

 

Did you get better?

You've got that wrong, we're not money grabbers we just don't like letting go of the money we do have. We're tight, short arms long pockets.

Renia wasn't a Rodgers buy, Balotelli was (ish). You'd have been better saying Borini, who Rodgers hasn't been shy about trying to sell. The only concern is that BR seems like the type who wants to 'fix' players and there is no bigger challenge than Mario Balotelli.