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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by MARTIN IS BACK AGAIN, Dec 5, 2014.

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  1. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Welsh footballers and rapes.
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Dec 5, 2014
  2. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I was being ironic. I'm quite happy to have a splash of milk with my Ethiopian beans.

    As long as it's Mediterranean almond milk.
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Dec 5, 2014
  3. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    ER and a years warranty.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Dec 5, 2014
  4. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I was calling you a pretentious twat as a mark of affection.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Dec 5, 2014
  5. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Cheers, pal. I knew you still loved me.

    And I love you.
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Dec 5, 2014
  6. RAVENBLACK

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    baldothespastic and low flying choppers.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Dec 5, 2014
  7. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Jip and alcohol
    Watford and the Premier League
    Celtic and boy's clubs
    Rangers and rich white men
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Dec 6, 2014
  8. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    ftfy
     
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    Tina., Dec 6, 2014
  9. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Tina and soap

    That one applies to all tims and not just fat ugly female ones. <ok>
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Dec 6, 2014
  10. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    Add Content
     
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    If in doubt, Dec 6, 2014

  11. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    ****s and *****s
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Dec 6, 2014
  12. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    American special forces and hostages that don't end up deed.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Dec 6, 2014
  13. Tiddler

    Tiddler Hoshu-tekina

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    Gambol & 5 finger gloves.

    Yacontcha!
     
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    Tiddler, Dec 6, 2014
  14. Patience

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    Wife beaters
    Low flying helicopters
    Tennents Super
    Pints with too much head
     
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    Patience, Dec 7, 2014
  15. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Jiffy and not bearing a grudge. Poor soul <laugh>
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Dec 7, 2014
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    Jack wilshere and football pitches.
     
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    Deleted 1, Dec 8, 2014
  17. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Pints without enough head
     
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    monacoger, Dec 8, 2014
  18. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <laugh>

    Oh look, the forum spastic is here.

    Even your fellow huns think you're a ***** <ok>
     
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    Patience, Dec 8, 2014
  19. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    You should go to The Clutha.
     
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    Patience, Dec 8, 2014
  20. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Awe sonny it seems you're still a wee bit peeved l. Never mind Santa will soin be here.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Dec 8, 2014
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