Smug and self awareness Northern Ireland and heroin (allegedly) Brendan Rogers and reality Rio ferdinand and Twitter
Beethoven's 9th and anything less than a Denon Piccolo Yirgacheffe coffee and milk Renaissance accoutrements and Romanesque architecture - Yuck!
Ooooooh you've got me started now. Jimmi Hendrix and the guitar The Beatles and recording studios Formula 1 and television Formula 1 and people with willies that are average or larger Germans and colour co-ordinated clothing Russell Brand and breathing Steven Gerard and DJs