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Desperate West End Boot Wid Ye?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Dec 5, 2014.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Dec 5, 2014
  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    a hink av awready pumped her
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 5, 2014
  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    What sort of fanny looseness we talkin' here?
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    like tina's arse after magaluf '04
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 5, 2014
  5. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    She looks like she's been varnished.

    I wood <ok>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Dec 5, 2014
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    If she said no to me i think I would pine for her.
     
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  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I'd like to joiner for dinner

    only kidding she's too plane...
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 5, 2014
  8. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Treemendous <ok>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Dec 5, 2014
  9. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I spose I'd let her lick ma flibbidy and ma hoggany
     
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    You could take her on holiday but would have to hope she kept her kit on at the beech
     
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  11. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Got wood?
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Dec 5, 2014
  12. E.T. Fairfax

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    you would have to be BARKing mad not to!
     
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    E.T. Fairfax, Dec 5, 2014
  13. Moses

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    Yew couldn't make it up.

    Actually it's quite a successful strategy Believe it or not I tried a similar thing a few weeks back. I got quite the response.

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Moses, Dec 5, 2014
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    It's 50/50 whether that's a man or a woman. Either way, I'm in.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Dec 6, 2014
  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    She's a bit of the Aunt Sally about her but it's an Aye
     
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