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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

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  1. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Be there on Friday lad, will the sluts??
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Dec 2, 2014
  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No. They don't do Fridays. I will, though <whistle>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 2, 2014
  3. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    Whose Fiona?

    Is she depressed ?
     
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    Minxy, Dec 2, 2014
  4. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    Someone who visits the pub, whose marriage is disintegrating, who likes rear entry and who RHC would like to enter from the rear.
     
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    Germlands Nozzer, Dec 2, 2014
  5. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    If she wasn't before she met rhc she is now..
     
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    Sweats, Dec 2, 2014
  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    1. Nozzer's covered some of the ground. He missed out that she's more intelligent than most (if not all) of the females that go in there and has a very good sense of humour. She does particularly enjoy rear entry <laugh>

    2. She's no reason to be, but I see what you're getting at.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 3, 2014
  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Knob-breath <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 3, 2014
  8. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Is that Fiona's nickname??? <yikes>
     
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    The artist JerryChristmas, Dec 3, 2014
  9. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    no here nickname is brown tongue for what she gets up to <ok> (well it is now)
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Dec 3, 2014
  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    She likes her arse being fettled. Not sure if she returns the compliment, but I'm game if she wants <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 3, 2014

  11. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    RHC wants a strap on rammed up him <yikes>
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Dec 3, 2014
  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Willful extrapolation. I was referring to Fiona's tongue <doh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 3, 2014
  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    ****ing Christmas decorations went up in there yesterday <doh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 4, 2014
  14. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    good if i were you i'd try it on with denice now and see if the chrimbo spirit is flowing.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Dec 4, 2014
  15. Magic Ted

    Magic Ted Talulah

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    Sorry but I still can't get over this <laugh> Has to be the best quote ever posted on Not606, I instantly smile when I think about it. Which slightly worries me.. <yikes>
     
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    Magic Ted, Dec 4, 2014
  16. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    2. Coming from you?

    3. Get the hoover out yourself

    4. Cook yourself something lazy batard

    5. Have you spoken to yourself before

    Other than that, fair do's <whistle>
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Dec 4, 2014
  17. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    There once was this girl named Fiona
    who gave RHC a little boner
    he stuffed the 'hammerhead' up her bum
    and filled it with cum
    cos her front door stank like gorgonzola
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Dec 4, 2014
  18. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Is that to make her fart more whilst you're ****ing her...?
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 4, 2014
  19. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    I heard he was in a Northwich bike shop this morning to buy a bike pump
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Dec 4, 2014
  20. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    He'd be better off with a electric pump with his arm, knees and back <ok> :bandit:
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 4, 2014
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