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OT- Adverts that get right on your tits

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Steven Toast, Dec 3, 2014.

  1. Steven Toast

    Steven Toast Well-Known Member

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    So long, fair well, auf weidersehen, good bye. It just goes right through me, not just because it's a **** piece of camp music, but because it's an advert for something that the other banks were promoting years ago.

    Any perfume or aftershave advert seems to have the same principal structure. Art house photography, what the writter thinks is a really sweet line but in fact just sounds like hipster bull **** ("I'm not going to be the man I'm expected to be anymore." What the **** is that?!), an almost naked but not really actress and the whole thing comes together to form an advert that ultimately has nothing to do with the product.
     
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  2. Quill

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    Anything by Go Compare.
     
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  3. Happy Tiger

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    I record most of what we watch, so just FFWD through the ****ers to be honest. Now, if I have to endure any at all, they all annoy me.
     
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  4. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    This 100%
     
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  5. DMD

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    Them two nasal Aussie ****ers giving advice down the phone from a beach hut. I think it's for tinned piss.
     
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  6. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    I FF through most of City's games at the moment <whistle>

    Right just going to nip into Beaver
     
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  7. look_back_in_amber

    look_back_in_amber Well-Known Member

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    +1 unless I see any top totty, at which point I am forced to stop and rewind
     
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  8. The greengrocer

    The greengrocer Well-Known Member

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    Any advert with actors pretending to be real customers! When it's so obvious.
     
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  9. The greengrocer

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    And supermarkets! I hate supermarkets :-(
     
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  10. Evington

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    Thought this was Miffs December 3rd post. Sorry
     
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  11. Plum

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    Given most adverts get on most people's tits what about adverts we like? I liked the Crabbys Ginger Beer ones from a couple of Xmas's ago.
     
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  12. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Best advert ever

    [video=youtube;GpYrwtHFBD4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpYrwtHFBD4[/video]
     
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  13. Steven Toast

    Steven Toast Well-Known Member

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    Hopefully won't get pulled by mods, it was certainly pulled by the FCC.

    [video=youtube;zyYO6l1oz-g]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyYO6l1oz-g[/video]
     
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  14. HCAFCHangout

    HCAFCHangout Well-Known Member

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    Watching the NFL or any american sport on american based streams has it's benefits. The Adverts are slightly funnier from time to time at least. Either because they're so bad or genuinely funny
     
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  15. Quill

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    American 'local' ads are pure comedy gold.
     
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  16. TheCasual

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    The EE adverts with Kevin Bacon.
     
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  17. ImperialTiger

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    Did you find something to wet the lips?


    The freeview one with the singing toys. What relevance does that have to Freeview?!?
     
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  18. Polly13

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    I ****ing despise ALL the ****ers. Radio adverts are even worse though; I spend so much of my day shouting "**** off" to the handful of ads which are on a seemingly constant loop on Talksport.
     
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  19. matelot-tiger

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    Adverts we like........that gorilla playing the drums to 'something in the air tonight'. like must on here, I must concur that must adverts are ****e.
     
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  20. originallambrettaman

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    The best of New Zealand advertising...

    [video=youtube;vRMI1bT-7eE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRMI1bT-7eE[/video]
     
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