o/t UK Morality Police

Got to say that I haven't watched a porn film for over 30 years, so I couldn't care a less what they ban to be honest...I don't see the attraction of watching a bloke having sex with a woman on a screen. I prefer to be involved in my own sexual experiences rather than watching someone else.

 

The issue is that and regardless of your views on pornography - consensual sex between adults so that could include 'watching' or 'making porn' has been given a set of rules that speak for over 60 million people - just wrong in my view!

 

In your shed, with a marigold and a tube of E45 that's been in the fridge.

Not everbody has a shed, so they watch porn.

 

I dont have a shed

 

You're going to need porn then, I'm afraid.

Make sure you don't leak though, that's against the law now.

Failing that, I'm sure Billy will knock you a shed up if you sit on his face... oh wait.

 

So, the police are going to knock on the door of everyone who's been on a dodgy porn site? ... yeah, righto

 

I would Terry but she'd have to buy the wood,
PS, watched a load of squirty porn today, feel good for breaking the law.
PPS, I'd knock her up to if that's her thing.

 

Lol ...... Billy my hero

Think you can watch the porn without breaking the law ...... you just can't film it in England

 

10 Hail Mary's for you William.

You should be ashamed, looking at such barbaric and medieval things on line.

 

SO you're allowed films which portray majority of these acts in a non-sexual way but not in porn? Are they now going to say you can;t have people being stabbed in a slasher movie? What is the difference? It's a film?

Female ejaculation and face sitting banned? WHAT THE f**??? I know girls who squirt for fun and it's great (IMO - well before my married time) and I love my missus sitting on my face!! ****ing crazy

 

Oh Minxy, get yourself up to County Durham.
I'll make you trickle.
Bring your Kodak Instimatic with you & we'll clag it on xhamster.

 

I'm a proddy mate but I'll say 10 hows your fathers & 10 hail Mary's if Minxy clags her clout on my face.

 

I'm sure my friendship with William is helped by the fact that I don't have a clue what he is on about half the time

 

Oh haway lass, you must like having your blart licked?

 

haha

 

Hahahahaha FFS Billy you come out with some corkers pal.

Just having to explain to the mrs why I'm laughing at my phone

 

... how ... would you know about this?






... I'm going to withdraw my question.

 

Your dad told him.

 

I used to be into necrophilia until some old c@nt split on me.