Damn it, you stole my idea./Andy Gray/Live game sticky please.

I was going to set up a sit called Sox-0-Sox. OR Socks-0-Socks. A hilarious pun. Ah well, hello everybody. How glorious it is to have freedom of expression on here. Maybe, just maybe, I will say a tiny, insy-winsy swear word... crap. There. I did it.

Now, isn't it nice to not have Mr. I'm a Scottish Tosser no longer on our screens. He actually asked a sky presenter to fix a mike on his trousers, and then laughed at his joke, while everybody sat there awkwardly. He deserved that.

Also, why doesn't somebody put up some stickies about where we can find matches on the web. It's not illegal to watch them (only broadcast them...).

 

fanny jam

 

Sounds painful, I hear Mike Ashley is a fan of Gregg's sausage sandwiches.