Regarding Pornography someone somewhere today has made a morality judgement on what adults can and cannot watch : 'A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn' http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html seriously no pun intended 'what the ****'?
spanking - our lass enjoys a smack on the arse now and again Caning - thats gotta hurt Aggressive whipping - aye with a cat o nine tails with hooks on - agreed Penetration by any object "associated with violence" - agreed if its a spear Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual) - i like to call her a slut when ****ing at times Urolagnia (known as "water sports") - no interest Female ejaculation - why? Strangulation - fair play Facesitting - whats wrong with that like? Fisting - just a major form of fingering
So female ejaculation is banned, however I don't see any mention of 12-man butt-**** centipedes being banned. So the gays can still drill the piles out of each other and get their nobs covered in **** up to the hinge end but if a woman has a little squirt it's taboo. One rule for the balloon-knot invaders and another for the rest of us.
Aye, that's the way the country is these days mate. The bloke can jizz off on the lass but woe betide it if the woman has an orgasm. I blame the muslims. They treat their women like **** & believe in clitoral circumcision so the woman can't feel sexual pleasure. Barbaric practices. They are pig ignorant ****s imo. I mean, ffs, what use is a woman without a clit?
I thought that was an African thing, that genital mutilation? f**ing horrible nonetheless. I remember walking through town with a customer, he wanted me to show him around Manchester, think the guy was from Algeria and my Mrs was with us and his Mrs. His wife kept dragging my Mrs back behind us, like they had to walk behind us cos they were beneath us. I just told her to stop it, I said I prefer my Mrs to walk in front of me so I can look at her arse and he just laughed like I was joking. f**ing chump.
Likely the same prurient and sexually inhibited brigade that make these rules and regulations for the good of our nation don't believe female orgasm exist - it'd also same kind of higher echelon establishment figure that bugger & murder children and think that normal!
Can you imagine bumping into somebody in prison "What you in for mate?"..."Oh just a bit of aggravated robbery, you?"..."Watched a porno and the woman ejaculated"...REETOH! That tells me this 'law' will probably be either relaxed and dissolved eventually or punishable by fines, more likely. Schweinsteiger. Pig Climber. They love that **** over there mate. Climbing onto, then into pigs. Dirty bastards.
Maybe that didn't come over as I meant it. But that's what I mean though. I'd have told both her & him to **** right off.
If my mrs wasn't involved I'd have been happy to go along with his ****ty views and ideals all day long, his money was all I was interested in. There's a line though mate, that they seem to think doesn't exist in this country because it doesn't exist in their native countries. Facesitting for **** sake, it's standard foreplay innit, if you get a fatty you might end up in a bit of trouble if she gets distracted by a McDonald's advert or something, other than that it's all good. I've done it millions of times, the girls love it, unless you accidentally fart in their mouth, they're not keen on that.
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