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Your impending relegation...

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Alf Hooker, Dec 2, 2014.

  1. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    You've not got a serious debate within you. You're borderline illiterate & very immature.

    I'd suggest, bullied at school, abused by an uncle, inadequate social skills, no real life friends, blames others for his own inadequacies, has a designated Social Worker, masturbates daily over pictures of Nigal Farage & shares Britain First propaganda. Basically a ****.

    Sad, ignorant racist ****.
     
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  2. Steven Toast

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    What consititutes (that means 'makes up') a small club? I need to know your criterea (that's the points that make up your view). Stadium wise, Burnley have the smallest, so structurally they're the smallest club.

    Arsenal actually have the shortest squad in the league, our average (that's when you take all the measurements and get a figure that represents the whole group) height is 6ft, which is the 3rd highest average. So they're the smallest in the league by height. So if you could clear up that for me, I'd be very grateful.

    I don't get what you mean by whipping boys either, we're only in December, we've just played Southampton, Man U, Liverpool, Spurs and Arsenal in our last six games, had we played Leicester, Swansea, Sunderland etc (that means and the rest, it's latin. You should work in Curry's, you've got to have a good grasp of Latin if you're working in Curry's), we'd probably be much higher up the league (the thing we play in). 10 points (the league is decided on a points system, you see, the more points the better) from our next six games will see us mid-table.

    Personally I ****ing loved the Championship (the league below the Premier League), I wouldn't be too depressed (sad) if we were relegated. It just means we (Hull City) get to get promoted again.

    Our fans are pretty passionate, we went through the whole name change fiasco (mess, chaos) and the fans generated a resounding (majority winning) no. Plus we kicked off about the pies (small snacks consisting of meat, encased in a pastry shell) and it got sorted. Kinda.

    Our level is where we finish. So despite having a decent stadium, a multi-million (a lot more than ten) pound squad, wealthy owners (the blokes in charge of the club) and a good manager (the bloke in charge of the team), you think we're better off in League 1 (a division consisting of teams like, and no disrespect to these clubs, Walsall, Fleetwood, Scunthorpe and Crawley). The fact that you think Sheffield Wednesday and Leeds (two other Yorkshire clubs you've picked I assume because you thought it'd push our buttons) belong in the Premier League, despite them struggling in the league below and the fact that we finished second in that very same league two years ago suggests you've cocked up (made a right **** of yourself) there.

    Tell you what, let me off the hook, throw me back in the sea and then reel me back in again when you've had a think. Or, I'm guessing in your case, a headache and 3 shots of Pernod.
     
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  3. tigercity

    tigercity Well-Known Member

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    I don't know why some of you bother replying to idiots like this, he's unlikely to read it. Armchair fans are bound to prefer Forest & Leeds but it doesn't mean they deserve to be in our place.
     
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  4. DMD

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    "Impending" now there's an ace word. Does it mean "buggering a pixie"?
     
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  5. Quill

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    Wants a serious debate, creates a thread called 'your impending relegation'.
     
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  6. Alf Hooker

    Alf Hooker Well-Known Member

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    Burnley have actually won trophies, English champions twice, FA Cup winners etc
    Big clubs that have history, fans, tradition, have won trophies, not just clubs that make up the numbers.
    i'll ask you this, name me one club bigger than Hull in the Prem....


    or in the championship come to that
     
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  7. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    Manchester United

    ******.
     
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  8. Alf Hooker

    Alf Hooker Well-Known Member

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    May do in your world:laugh:
     
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  9. rovertiger

    rovertiger Well-Known Member

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    OMG I didn't know this type of wumming still existed. The feeling of nostalgia is almost overwhelming.

    Thank you wummer for the nostalgia kick, greatly appreciated. <cheers>
     
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  10. Cortez91

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    Can we just ban him off our forum already? :D
     
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  11. Polly13

    Polly13 Well-Known Member

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    My word, we're a touch confused here aren't we?
     
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  12. Quill

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    Man Utd, Man City, Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham, Liverpool, Everton, Aston Villa, Sunderland, Newcastle...

    I could name more.
     
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  13. ellewoods

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    He certainly isnt bringing anything constructive to the forum.
     
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  14. Alf Hooker

    Alf Hooker Well-Known Member

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    name the rest of the Prem and you will be correct<ok>
     
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  15. DMD

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    Uncle Gerald says high. :emoticon-0176-smoke

    please log in to view this image
     
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  16. Sunbeam-Tiger

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    You could have done something useful like make a cuppa in the time it took you to Wright that dribble! !
     
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  17. Alf Hooker

    Alf Hooker Well-Known Member

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    Awww
    Ban him, Ban him<wah>
    ****ing cry baby
     
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  18. Quill

    Quill Bastard

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    So currently my answer is incorrect? Those teams aren't bigger than us?

    Good to know.



    Quick question, Mr Hooker - where do Accrington Stanley (the club you say you support, but you probably support Leeds) belong in the football ladder?
     
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  19. DMD

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    It's an opportunity to post random things. <ok>
     
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  20. rovertiger

    rovertiger Well-Known Member

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    No, lets keep him as our project. We could watch him flourish as a wum. He could, in time, turn out to be a master wum. Wouldn't you want to see that happen right in front of your eyes? Okay, he's raw now but you just never know.
     
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