Happy Christmas - Here's Your ****ing Gift

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Who is "smug"? <bit out of the loop, keep seeing this, might as well ask, not expecting a sensible reply>

 

He is the hardest man on the internet from the Sunderland board

 

He sounds quite a character.

 

Same here Bealie, here have some Windowlene for those bins.

 

Aye you don't one to **** with him, he has arms like Popeye and one of his mates sings ****e songs badly.

 

Dev - Some jack boots

Bealey - Shaving soap

Jonno - A dictionary

ST - Mrs Gas (I get him the same thing every year)

Pud- fat removal surgery

Dan - fat addition surgery (donated by Pud)

Toby - A plant I will purchase from MD

MD - Cider

ER - A priest to give him his last rites

Stopme - A UKIP membership

Bib - A wind sock, to keep Europes biggest penis warm

Monaco - Free STD check

Edge - Some **** porn

Gambol - A sofa re-upholstery kit

Tina - A night at our place rerr

Fan - Pork chops

 

http://www.truefittandhill.co.uk/products/luxury-shaving-soap

hint hint gas

And I genuinely lol'd at Dans 'gifts'

I did aye

 

the lefties on here still think I'm a UKIPer despite the FACT that it's them posting all the un-PC stuff. If I can be fuct to vote it will be for Davey Cameron's Barmy Army.

 

20 quid for some soap

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Ukip without personality

 

Tight bucking fastards, not one, no one has bought me an imaginary gift. ****ers. The lot of ye.

 

I have some bullets left from the job lot i got to send to Neil Lennon.You can have them. Just send me a stamped,addressed envelope.

 

I told them all you're an estate agent, sorry mate.

 

And a bloody good one..

 

Getting in the festive spirit after putting up my tree tonight.

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Dev - definetly get him a new jumper.

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Beale - Take him to McDonalds for a happy meal.

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ER - New pair of loafers.

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Pud - A new shopping trolley.

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Gambol - A piece of friendly advice.

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Tina - New underwear.

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Venom - A new pillow.

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Gas - Buy him a hooker.

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Aldo - Box of Lego.

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MD -

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Cider?

**** off gas you ****.

I'll take the hookah though

 

Give the gift of love. It costs **** all and the ****s canny complain.

"It's the thought that counts" yeah, well, I thought about it and got ye **** all. That counts. So ram that pair of socks ye get me every year up yer ****in hole. I'm tired of pretending to be pleased.

 

can you save em till eid?

not celebrating Christmas and all that

ta

 

TFWNN an economy 1 way ticket to Syria.