Favourite Pâté?

Some cracking (pardon the pun) material Dan, all new jokes which i'm going to share with everyone and brighten up their Xmas build up.

 

Q: What's Red and White and can float through walls?

A: Casper the friendly plate of tomato soup.

 

Right, that's it. Am going back to work.

 

Duck on cracker bread for this meat eating scumbag

 

Surely that should be "Quacker" bread?

 

Q: What have the Gas board and ducks got in common?

A: They can both stick their bills up their arses.

 

ffs

 

Get aff the ****in stage!!!!!

 

Dev still sleeping in his Jag, on pills for his nerves etc.

 

Can you sing "By The Window" and we'll all help you out.