What are we all having for lunch today?

I always make sense. Even when I don't.

 

Ah, good point.

The senile auld prick will be googling for an Esperanto interpreter as we speak.

...actually, naw. It widny occur to him that there would be such a thing on the Internet.

 

I can picture the old tadger with his new Mobile Phone, 2 tins and a length of string.

 

**** up Fatso.

 

...or worse, a Nokia 3310

 

That's Nev, i'm Baldy.

 

The dozy old fart is getting confused, probably thinks I have a missing finger and shat the couch too

 

No, you are bald and fat.

Probably you're only two good points in fact.

 

Nowt wrong with the 3310 - the e-type Jag of the mobile telecommunications world.

 

Don't thinks so. The 3310 was indestructible and will still be around and functional long after mankind has left Earth to colonise other planets. Canny say that for the e-type.

 

A chicken madrass

 

One of my favourites. Hot and tasty but not too hot.

 

*your

 

and grotesquely hairy

 

Badly wiped arseholes on toast washed down with a jug of mulled scrotal sweat.

 

Roasted vegetable couscous and washed down with a fresh load of Hepatitis C infected junkie jizm for this moderately ******ed scat-fan.

 

The rest of my ham, blue cheese and crackers with pate (... you know the drill)

 

hey bazza,

5k PB last night 25:53

no great but it's faster than you int it?

 

I don't do 5k, but a wee bit more at 5.39k but that is probably faster than me. My PB for my route is just under 30mins but then I am morbidly obese.

 

10k is my limit just now. working towards half marathon

ya contcha