Blasphemy! Thou shalt be condemned to hell for all eternity & have pitch forks shoved up your ring piece for ever more. Don't worry though....................... God loves you.
I'd prefer to go to hell, few minutes and it'd all be over, dead again from being burnt to death by Damien. The alternative is a bunch of people saying "Told you so you atheist twat, not so smug now are ya ****breath?"... I couldn't take that. Millions of angry bearded arabs looking for their 40 virgins and realising they can't even get a single slag there either, they'll be raging, they'll be making bombs in no time.
Apparently they get 72 virgins and sherbet. There`s been some debate over the translation and it may be wrong. The possibility is that the word virgins may in fact be raisins. There`s going to be some seriously upset blokes when they find out they`ve blown themselves to pieces for 72 raisins and a sherbet dip.
Hahahaha raisins. You crack me up Pops. Looking at some of their fems mind, I'd probably prefer to stick my nob in a wrinkly old prune than some of that lot... I mean come on, use a razor once in a while!
A Jehovah's Witness once knocked on my door and told me "Let Jesus into your home". "Jesus can come in" I replied, "but you can **** off."
A bloke walks up to the pearly gates and spots God and St Peter hiding behind a cloud. "What are you two doing behind there?" he asks. "Sshh" says God. " We`re expecting a couple of Jehovahs Witnesses. We`re pretending we`re not in".
Not religious myself, no particular beef with any religion. To a point am glad that there are people who do as it keeps a lot more of society on the straight and narrow
I'd argue that many crimes such as rape and (honour) killing go unreported because it's 'just part of their religion'. "What you doing with that hammer" "Gonna smash this bitches head in" "That's illegal" "No it's not look, here in the Qu'ran, I'm allowed" "Oh, my bad, crack on pal"
Yeah they will. That is why I always make sure they are aware of the next of kin if my kids stay at their house - the decision is mine and my wifes and not theirs as they w0ould rather let a child die - even if the only way to save them is through blood transfusion. Irk's me massively that as I had an argument with my father in law about it and he said "well they can use a plasma substitute" - if that's the case then WHY ARE WE SHORT OF BLOOD DONORS IF WE DON'T NEED ANY!! FFS
If I get a visit from Witnesses I`ll tell them I`m celebrating Christmas by giving blood. That should shift them. Or tell them I`m a recent convert to islam.
