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Off Topic The Wonderful, magical and exciting countdown to Christmas thread

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by luvgonzo, Dec 1, 2014.

  1. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    They might all appear shocked and appalled but they're still having a good look aren't they.
     
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  2. Germlands Nozzer

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    I thought the same thing! <laugh> Is that a set-up?
     
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  3. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Went to Koln just before crimbo a few years ago and it was one of the coldest trips I've ever been on. Nice city tho
     
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  4. Germlands Nozzer

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    Cologne's just down the road (well, motorway) from here. Only saw a bit of the Christmas market, but it seemed nice. The Dom (cathedral) is impressive.

    Germany's gay capital btw <ok>
     
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  5. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Those timers really help you take selfies these days <ok>
     
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  6. Germlands Nozzer

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    Cologne (and Düsseldorf) are also worth visiting in February for the carnival (Karnival), where basically the entire town has a costume party and gets drunk. It's great in a so-bad-it's-good sort of way, ish. But we get the day off work!

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  8. Red Hadron Collider

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    FFS <doh>
     
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  9. Germlands Nozzer

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    There you go <ok>
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I should ****ing think so <ok>
     
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    Oh, I dunno....
    Better than listening to George Bloody Michael and "Last Christmas" over and over.
     
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  12. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Good job I'd packed my leather jeans and string vest then.

    I went up the cathedral... good view from the top.

    The speed you can do in cars over there I'm sure it's about 15 minutes away
     
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  13. Germlands Nozzer

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    Don't worry, they do that here too. Inf act, it's by miles the biggest Christmas song. At least in England you get to hear Slade, but that almost never gets played.
     
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  14. Germlands Nozzer

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    Not if you're stuck in a jam (Stau for RHC).

    P.S. Düsseldorf is nicer than Cologne (Köln), albeit there's nothing as impressive as the Dom.
     
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  15. Germlands Nozzer

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    This thread needs more Christmas.

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  16. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Nah. Needs more gash guzzling German grannies. Know any Nozzer?? :angel:
     
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  17. Germlands Nozzer

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    http://www.ariva.de/raucher-oma_a204320

    (When looking for pictures, I searched for "german granny" - that was a mistake...
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

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    Eh? <yikes>
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

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    Allow me to assist

    'Google' xnxx. Search german granny group sex. Enjoy <ok>
     
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  20. Germlands Nozzer

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    Since you want me to replace all nouns with their German counterparts, I was informing you that the German word for traffic jam is Stau. <ok>
     
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