Headline game

Well the Poll is up and waiting. Voting allowed for one day (apparently).

 

Fix

 

If Trev wins this with his pathetic alliteration headline then I'm throwing a Smug/Cest meltdown, with full taking my ball home leaving thread. Video, song, the full works!!!

Who backed up his ****ty headline? I say we all switch votes to me, you know I will be gracious in victory...

 

I tried voting for myself but the curser jumped at the last second - I'm sure he's fixed it. Either that or my comp is still set to automatically make sure you never win anything after your KGB debacle.

 

Come on now, lets not dwell on the past. What happened in Moscow/London was just one of those things. You have to remember I was kidknapped at gun point and threatened with a night in Obi's dungeon staring at ACS's hairy date. I'm sure you understand that this kind of psychological warfare would lead any man to the brink. I already apologised for my dastardly behaviour. Now change your vote, I'm clearly British Intelligence.

 

Who to vote for?

Who is offering the best bribes?

You should be banned from Voting for yourself and have to vote for someone else.
This would encourage teamwork and more bribes

 

I voted for Jim. While I do appreciate creativity I also like papers that just print the actual facts without any spin.

 

I don't think you have to justify your vote but if had known my audience were Daily Express readers I would have gone with "Newcastle run ends at West Ham".

 

I strongly agree with you on this voting for yourself thing. Smacks of arrongance in my book. But I have more important things to think about. Just bought myself a half season ticket and am only going to be in UK until early Jan and don't know who can use it for me after that!

 

And if that's not enough I have 2 tickets for Man Utd on boxing day and no-one to use the other one.

 

One of the disadvantages of working away is wondering who will take care of your wife when she is feeling a bit horny. Especially when she doesn't have any modelling jobs on. That's the trouble with young Asian women - they tend to need a man around the house.

 

I can only say what an absolutely ridiculous thing to say.















Of course it's fixed, I was taught by the best.............


















JPF

 

Just to mention at this stage that if the voting is a tie then the Headline closest to the top of the page wins. Thought I would just pick a completely random method so that there can be no claims of bias or anything of that sort.

 

"View Poll Results: Whose is Best Headline"

Who is this 'Whose' then? Looks like theirs has already been voted as the best.

 

That's not JPFesque enough.

I think he would allow Less Hope (with NIL points ) to have the casting vote?

Or the person who can guess what number JPF is thinking of...

Or the person who can guess who JPF is sexting...

 

All you Rob Elliot wannabes are so useless.

I'm the Tim Krul of this game - the only one who is still keeping a clean sheet

 

Fixed that for you!

 

Never did get round to telling everyone what my middle name is, did I?

Well it's............

 

Your middle name is Come on , come on, come on TC?

 

The whole bloody thing is fixed.

















Now I know how everyone else feels in the prediction game