Posh 0-2 Brizzle. Wilbraham's notched. Mclean looks ****e. The mrs has just brought in a load of Xmas booze and Fish n Chips from Cave St. AAhhhh
Carl I think you mean old bean. Never would the memsaab ask for beans they do not belong anywhere near a large haddock, pattie mushy peas scraps n chips. The booze was from Tesco as is the PG Tips special offer with the munkeh teddy. Which is ****ing ace and perched on me shoulder now while i tease the dog with it.
Which technique do you use when teasing the dog with your shoulder. I like to coyly expose a little bit of flesh by coquettishly pulling my cardy down a bit. Drives him wild.
I got a packet of PG from the Tessies Express on Bev Rd with the free monkey about a month ago. Gave it to junior junior but the pooch nicked it and ate it. 'Twas a terrible affair.
Can I use this thread as an excuse to post a vid of a monkey swing band... [video=youtube_share;OwyEg3JxwyU]http://youtu.be/OwyEg3JxwyU[/video]