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  1. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    a snail, badger maybe <laugh>
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I'm also thinking of sacking my Mrs. I'll get Christmas and my birthday out of the way first <laugh>
     
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  3. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    well depends, is she generous with her gifts for you? think man damn it!
     
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  4. He just wants to stuff Fiona's waste pipe :)
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    She's significantly more generous than I am <laugh>
     
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  6. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Why? Is it because of Fiona?
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Not really, though it would 'ease the path' <laugh>
     
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  8. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    January is **** enough without you throwing your toys out the pram
     
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  9. <whistle>.
     
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  10. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    I know but I thought I'd push him for an answer <ok>
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <yikes>


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  12. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    quick get the vaseline jokes in,

    no wonder rhc is happy, the cheap ass batard <laugh>
     
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  13. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    The fact you altered it to that says more about you than me! <yikes>
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    In your world <ok>
     
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  15. Germlands Nozzer

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    For what reason?
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    1. She won't get a job.

    2. She's becoming a complete pisshead

    3. The house is a ****ing tip even though she's not working (bar three poxy shifts at the Cheese)

    4. She very rarely cooks me anything

    5. She's thick

    6. I don't fancy her

    7. I want to pump Fiona's arse-box

    Will that do?
     
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  17. Tobes

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    That's a full house mate, kick her arse to the kerb.

    Do it before Christmas and you can spend the festive season ploughing anything that'll let you <ok>
     
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  18. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    i ****ing knew the vaseline would in there somewhere <laugh>

    seriously though, first 4 (5 maybe lol) mate is ****ing shocking, dont need that ****e!
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It'll no doubt stagger you to learn that, although I'm a full-on time-served Kopite, I'm not a complete ****. She has very little money and nowhere to go. I'm stuck with her for the time being. She used to have a good work ethic, but it seems to have evaporated.
     
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  20. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    yet its ok for her to be a lazy ****?
     
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