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Can't find the joke thread.

My Grandad said "There's no way united will win the league this season". I said "Tell me something I didn't know". He said "Your Nan can take my whole fist up her arsehole".

 

Interesting info. What do you want the joke thread for?

 

Which bit was the funny part?

 

You're both real cards

 

Both our comments were funnier that you "joke" though

 

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Too early to be opening the christmas crackers


Top joke though, nooooooottttt

 

It wasn't MY joke, you EM cock

 

fixed

 

I like what you did Jenners but it wasnt a hooootttttt, Ive seen better jokes from Ant and Dec and thats saying something

 

And how much are them t**ts on TV now, they must be raking it in


My Mrs watches Im a celebrity and you have them on that, then it goes to ads, and they're on Morrisons, then another ad comes and they're on that, that text santa thing

Does my head in and makes me angrier than it probably should to be honest

 

fecking is, the hairy bikers are funnier

 

Not really seen much of them

 

well depends if you like to cook or not, which i do being an ex chef.

they do some ok stuff.

 

I go through fads, sometimes I want to cook new different exciting things and then others im not that arsed

 

Ant and dec are awesome! They are 75% of the reason as to why I watch I'm a celebrity.

 

I like A&D, they are UK TV

 

They're awesome alright.

Awesome pair of Geordie ****pigs

 

They're okay, funny at times I'd say just dont like how they're on everything


And awesome is a bit of a strong word for them isnt it????

 

brucie was Saturday night tv, not ant and dec although they are ok and entertaining at times.