Match Day Thread Official Fantasy Premier League 2014/15 thread - OT

Can't believe I would have had a good week if I'd only picked Sameobi instead of Aguero

 

I'm devastated.

Will have to look very closely at how my Director of Football is operating.

Last few weeks I have sold, on D of F's advice Ings and Hazard. I don't think he would have done this if he hadn't been given a "bung" by someone. It seems that my recent good performances have scared one or two people at the top of the table.

All I will say is that there will be a full and thorough investigation into this obvious match fixing by one or more persons.

Now, does anyone have the telephone number for FIFA's Ethics Committee Chairman.......and his bank account details.

 

A good week for me. I have slipped in behind Obi (again). We need to find a way to derail Lightning, he's spoiling it for everyone.

 

Filthy git! Back off!

 

If JPF had invented this game he would change the rules about now to level the playing field and bring Lightning back to the pack. You lot all call him a depraved tom daley loving homo ****ball, but this is why I tell you all he's all right and being gay is nothing to be mocked.

 

Does JPF change the rules of games when he's losing?
I hadn't noticed.
A Tom Daley lookalike?

 

There is a cup knock-out competition in a few weeks time. Basically you go head to head with a random player and whoever gets the most points that week goes through.

Maybe we could do our own too within our mini league? It might break the boredom for those who feel they are already out of the league, as it only takes a few decent weeks and/or the right opponent at the right time and anyone can get through.

If people fancy it, I'll do a draw.

There are 26 of us in the league, so to make it interesting, how about the bottom 6 all get a bye into the 2nd round while the top 20 get drawn against each other to play for the other 10 places in the final 16?

 

Get in Aguero!

 

This week I transferred Cisse out for Perez and left Guzan on the bench and had Begovic in goal.

I'm on fire!!!

 

Almost as good as your predictions!

 

Aye - it's been quite a week

 

At present time (until Less Hope comes up with some weird JPF rule change), it looks like all football knowledge in these parts resides in my hisouse bitches. Third in fantasy just behind dick head. Top of prediction. I rule the world mwahahahaha ****ers

 

Good idea, it might generate some interest from those that have given up too easily.

Come on get on with it, JPF would have sorted it by now.

 

Just as well I screwed up this week and changed Captain from Aguero to Sanchez, so shopped myself for another 14 points, otherwise The Heed would be getting out of sight. Still a 53 Point lead is healthy enough for now.
All in all though just another average week.

Come on you bunch of losers, make it interesting.

As for the pussies that have given up already, it's not even Xmas yet and you've bottled it.
Give it a go, you can come from way back and win.

Have decided to freshen my team up, so Wildcard is active.
Hazard, Azpilicuerta, Clichy, Jedinak and Fellaini in to start with.

 

Boo, boo this man!


What are all you aguero owners doing, looked like a bad un.

 

crying

last week I sold cisse and bought perez

 

I was thinking of sympathising, but I think I'll just have a little instead.

 

It's murder isn't it, I didn't captain aguero last week and missed out, but then also didn't this week so have gained. Constant toying with the emotions


I might even bring cisse in as well lol.

 

My advice is to hold onto Aguero and make him Captain next week.
Even if he's out injured it makes sense to hold onto him.

 

This makes at least as much sense as many of my recent decisions!!