Dear Heff

Have been with my Burd for about two years. She would do anything for me, which is nice. However, I don't know if I want to do the whole kids, marriage buying a house together. I've been in relationships with other burds who I've felt more for.

But being an old bastard, am I in danger of turning into the old bloke in a Cardi n' slippers that feeds the pigeons alone?

Yours

Crazy mixed up man

 

Didn't you post this before?

 

Only one piece of advice Zico. Do only what you feel is best for yourself and do not be swayed by other's opinions.

It IS your choice.

 

so you've still not worked out that you're gay then.

 

Nonsense.

You should always base important, life changing decisions on what people tell you to do on internet forums.

Like a modern day Luke Rhinehart.

 

Dear Crazy mixed up man,

You have to gradually lower your woman's expectations. The first step is to subtly convey the message that kids are not an option by wearing your Vasectomy Club tie on a regular basis. When that message has sunk in, we'll work on her unreasonable house and marriage demands.

Regards,

Heff

 

Posted about maybe buying a house with her.


I just hate the feeing of being tied-down.

 

You have answered your own question then.

 

Did you buy the house?

 

if you do get married have you considered extra marital affairs?

 

Constantly harp on about how sexually attractive you find children. She'll soon give up on the idea.

 

Na, not bought a house with her yet.

"if you do get married have you considered extra marital affairs?"
I'm doing that already, doesn't everyone??