FISHING The rain was pouring down and there was a big puddle in front of the pub. A ragged old man was standing there with a rod and hanging a string into the puddle. A tipsy-looking, curious gentleman came over to him and asked what he was doing. 'Fishing,' the old man said simply. 'Poor old fool,' the gentleman thought and he invited the ragged old man for a drink in the pub. As he felt he should start some conversation while they were sipping their whisky, the gentleman asked, 'And how many have you caught?' 'You're the eighth,' the old man answered.
Believe it or not Mr Raw, I saw Ces Irwin score in the pre-match kick about at Roker Park with a kick like that, it was from the right wing scoring past Monty, Monty got loads of stick from the rest of the team and Ces just milked the applause.
everlasting chocolate anyone ? https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152456094011859&set=vb.62585316858&type=2&theater I doubt if I'd want to do that -as I hate white chocolate
Mines bigger than yours diddles [video=youtube;GIAMogstbWU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIAMogstbWU[/video]
Might have posted this before Conversation overheard on the VHF Guard (emergency) frequency 121.5 MHz while flying from Europe to Dubai ... Iranian Air Defence Site: 'Unknown aircraft you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.' Aircraft: 'This is a British aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace.' Air Defence Site: 'You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!' Aircraft: 'This is a Royal Air Force GR4 Tornado fighter. Send 'em up, I'll wait!' Air Defence Site: ( ..... total silence)
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