Off Topic The Goodhand Arms

Whoa up, lad. The whole world does not revolve round you. Could be many reasons she is not going. You go and enjoy yourself and don't even think of changing your to 'declined' to see if she changes her mind. See I'm beginning to get your paranoia.

 

A 12 year old boy is shot dead by Cleveland Police after he was waving a replica gun in a playground. The police officer gave 2 warnings to drop the gun and raise his hands. Can't really blame the police officer.

 

Was sick several times so sent home from school. I did suspect that chicken wasn't fully cooked. Feel really guilty though.

This was last week, I did go and I did have fun. Ironically, it led to me filling one of my life goals (going to Comic Con not on my own).

 

So this is rather a gushing live review - I did tell you she was good live (Bowie, Kate Bush and now Mick Jagger. Rare company indeed!) -

http://www.artrocker.tv/news/article/live-review-fable-london

 

someone tell me a (genuinely funny) joke. I need cheering up.


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What's Dean Martin's favourite type of eel?




That's a moray.

 

yeah that's not bad, I'd say 5/10.

 

Liverpool could make the top 4

 

This will cheer you up Jen: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29999399

 

Masochist.

 

awww PL, that must have been hard for you haha, I appreciate it

 

thanks fran

 

I know 10 facts about you:
Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You're smiling.
Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You're smiling again.
Fact 10: You like this and you're going to rate or comment.

 

If you don't laugh at this then I give up.

[video=youtube;ENARMPuU758]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENARMPuU758[/video]

 

In 1979 Monty Python's Life of Brian caused outrage and mass debate between the UK churches and the Python team.
In 2013 "always look on the bright side of life" was the most popular song played at funerals.
John Lennon's "imagine" is banned from being played at funerals.
Does that make any sense to you?
http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-30143250

 

Q: What have Liverpool FC and Princess Diana got in common?

A: They both got well ****ed over by the Palace.


Q: What’s the difference between Frequent Flyer Miles and Liverpool?

A: Frequent Flyer Miles earn points.


I tried drinking from a Liverpool FC mug yesterday, but it was impossible.

It kept sliding down the table.

 

Rodgers caught speeding - he'll do anything for the three points!

 

Apparently five members of the same family were thrown off the Oriana for brawling. Got quite excited, but sadly, not a walk the plank situation, as they docked at Zeebruge.

 

If that was any older, it would pre-date the big bang.