Post a lie about the poster above.

Minxy decided to apply to go on the Great British bake off. Her showpiece was to be a cake depicting Obi & Woops in a compromising situation. Paul Hollywood wasn't keen and there was mention of a soggy bottom.

 

Charlie's recent streak at the Hull City match went down very well until DMD decided to joined in

 

Minxy tried to get a photo of DMD's tackle when he was streaking, but she couldn't find a camera that could zoom in that much.

 

Obi was jealous that Minxy was so interested in DMD's tackle

 

Minxy doesn't love me any more!

 

obis favourite sex position is the 72
a 69 with three people watching

 

Kiwi and his two imaginary friends like to watch me having sex.

 

Obi has recently won the Euro millions jackpot & gave it all away to charity saying he had no need for money

Good old Obi

 

We don't hear much from Minxy since she changed her name to Charity.

 

Woopert is a pigeon fancier.


He doesn't breed them or race them, he just 'fancies' them!




Weirdo!

 

Obi's training classes aren't going well ..... He still keeps peeing on the furniture

 

Obi learned how to tickle trout, but he failed when he tried it on Pike. Stupid boy.

 

Captain Mainwaring is DMD's role model in life

 

Minxy wrote the entire series of Dad's Army based on her own memories of WWII.

 

obi has had 5 everlasting loves

so far

 

Kiwi also has five everlasting loves. Although his are all on his right hand.

 

Obi loves the new Christmas jumper Mrs Obi has knitted for him.

Reindeer this year ...... how lovely ..... Will match his red nose

 

Having become completely obsessed with zombie apocalypse movies, Minxy has built a huge, impenetrable survival bunker under her garden, complete with a vast weapons armoury and enough supplies to last at least 10 years.