*NSFW* The Newcastle v Sunderland Derby Day Banter Thread *NSFW*

You could be in the bottom three by then

And the Glow would be red hot

 

At the current rate, I'd say he'll definitely be a regular in the starting XI even when we get everyone back from injury.

Maybe he just didn't have the heart to give you boys 100%.

 

I wonder when it will dawn on the mackems we took their best midfielder for nowt?

 

The denial is strong in SR1.

 

It wasn't for nowt. I had to negotiate that they take Fredor from us in exchange. Sorry!

 

Alreet ya ****ers, how's it hangin?

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Can someone clarify if that knacker Smug is back or not? He leaves and then keeps posting **repeat**?

 

If you want a laugh read a thread called "me" on their board. Top notch delusions

 

More name Smug name dropping. He's not famous you know?

 

Smug is top drawer. He's my hero. He is famous. Very famous. The Prince of Monaco has a t shirt with him on.
I have pictures of him beside my dresser too.
So is he back or not-/- again?

 

The guy is clueless.
'It's the world's fault... Not mine'.
Epic levels of failure beel once again.

 

You have to realise that Smug is indeed a not606 celebrity, for all the wrong reasons. The forum is much better with characters like him around. Far better to have a ridiculously misplaced high opinion of yourself, than just post run of the mill drudgery.

One question, do you cup his balls while he ****s?

 

Is "Me" on the same intellectual plateau as Rudyard Kipling's "If"?


IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!

 

I think certain folk have the misguided opinion they are on a higher intellectual plateau altogether...

 

Can't use beel over there or they will beel.

 

He is infamous though.

And apparently has arms like calves.

 

Smug back again?

Fecking drama queen.

Hope he manages to get out of GC's back pocket.

 

Strange how some teams run hot and cold and others just keep steadily plugging away

 

I just think he misses me.

 

You have to admire the mackems inbuilt ability to delude themselves. Poyet has made them awful to watch. Don't score, don't win, just try to put everyone to sleep

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