Minxy's Arms

I can't even bear to listen to the match these days ..... good job we had a good start to the season

Do you think Darragh will stick with Darren ?

 

Come and support the Toon with us!

 

I would only I'm not sure I could go topless for a whole match in the winter months

 

It would be more entertaining for the rest of us rather than watching the dross on the pitch

 

I'll warm my hands up.

 

Do you have large hands ?

 

Minxy's Medical Alphabet.....


A is for arthritis

B is the bad back

C is the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?

D is for dental decay and decline

E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!

F is for farting and fluid retention

G is for gut droop, which I'd rather not mention

H high blood pressure---I'd rather it were low

I for incisions with scars you can show

J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend

K is for knees that crack when they bend

L is for libido, what happened to sex?

M is for memory, I forget what comes next

N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low

O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!

P for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!

Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?

R is for reflux, one meal turns into two

S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears

T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!

U is for urinary; troubles with the flow

V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know

W for worry, now what's going 'round?

X is for X ray, and what might be found

Y for another year I'm left here behind

Z is for the zest I still have---in my mind

I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, and I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!

 

Who's getting the drinks in

 

If we beat you on Friday drinks will be on me.....

 

You planning to keep your money in your pocket then OPP

 

CMS returns to Posh - The MacAttack is back!

 

Yep ...... I keep checking to make sure it isn't April Fools Day

 

I guess you're not serving any beer tonight?

 

Just got in from a lovely evening out

that score has just pissed me off ..... why do I support the Posh ?

 

You need some black & white stripes and a especial Geordie Jedi hug.

 

I certainly do

 

Oi, never mind you being miserable, think of the others worse off.

I had the game down for more than 2.5 goals, but on a trixie with bookings over 3.5 and more than 10 corners. Where's my sympathy eh?

 

Ok, here you go then....

 

If you're going to put on a display like that, you could at least have wiped properly.

With ex-City lads playing tonight in Wilbraham and MaClean, I'd have expected a rendition of "any old Aaron, any, any, any old Aaron" from the fans today.

 

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