Post a lie about the poster above.

Obi hasn't been successful with his application for Father Christmas at Fenwicks , he's now trying his luck at John Lewis .

Good luck mate, but your running out of department stores....

 

Vic caused a shock in the John Lewis Christmas display. Being in charge of the props, he misinterpreted what was meant by 'Santa's sack' and had to be escorted out if the building after scaring the children.

 

Obi's lifetime ambition is to photograph the Loch Ness monster ..... that is his camper van on the loch side not gypsies

 

Minxy entered her puppies into Crufts. After long and detailed inspection, the judges said that although they were indeed fine specimens, this is a dog show being televised live during daytime hours and it would therefore be appropriate to put them back away again.

 

Obi failed, yet again for the Father Christmas job at John Lewis.

The position went to Agent Bruce.

Oh the shame......

 

Vic couldn't believe it when he wasn't successful in his application to be Santa at John Lewis. He had been certain that pointing out he was used to only coming once a year would surely clinch the deal for him.

 

Obi is a reformed fella since his arrest for DUI on Xmas eve last year, question is, will he risk getting aboard his Sleigh this year ?

Is it a risk worth while ?

Think of those poor children mate....

 

Vic still believes in Santa and the tooth fairy. Every night he puts his false teeth under the pillow hoping to be left enough money to retire on.

 

Obi yearns for Xmas morning so he can open his Mummy's present.

He loves a hand knitted jumper .

I hope it fits thus year mate !

 

Vic tried getting into the Christmas spirit by roasting his chestnuts on an open fire.

Doctors said he should be out of hospital within a week, although it will be a while before he can walk normally and he may never ride a bicycle again.

 

Obi has only one Christmas wish this year , which is for his beloved sister gets a new bed for Xmas .

It's a bit of a squeeze in his single bed .

Cosy

 

Vic realised that not all of his money saving ideas work out.

Having spent 2 hours hard effort to wrap all his Christmas pressies he stood back to proudly admire his handy work.

And then I'd suddenly dawned on him...



...although you can get a 50 metre roll from Poundland, the problem with clingfilm is that it's transparent!

 

Obi is my Bezzy on Not606 , so I don't understand when I try to call him on the number he gave me , all I hear is a concerned lady asking if I need " business" ?

Strange that .....

 

Vic has upset Minxy ..... who thought she was Vic's Bezzy

 

Minxy always brings her milkshake to the yard. She can teach you how to but she'd have to charge.

 

Charlie is the only security guard at St Stephens shopping centre who uses a unicycle .

Gifted or what ?

 

Vic is one of those annoying tele-marketing folk who keep calling about bloody PPI claims.

 

Obi Wan used to be a body double for Christopher Biggins.

 

Charlie1 has signed up for news and sports alerts so it looks like she has friends when her phone beeps a lot.

 

I do that. DMD is lined up to met the winner of tonight's Bellew Cleverly fight - they'll be playing tidywinks