Going to Regents st to buy some chinos and a pufa for me and my 9 year old then some shades for my wife maybe a big mac. Then go to gp to get hep A and typhoid jabs which is scary. Possibly grab some coke then off to Islington . Sat take my kids to aquatic centre for a swim. Footy weed beer roast dinner.
Fitba last night, went home and had a few hofs. Badminton tonight, then maybe get a take-away of some sort. We've got 2 games ramorra then probably come intae work. Then Sunday, doing car boot sale up at Blochairn, haggling over 50p with Asylum seekers. WATP!!
nae plans yet for this grotesquely overweight BNP voter mibbe try get some valium then melt into the couch for a couple a days like a pyoor junk ball (working ramorra but )
Mrs birthday this weekend. Meal and drinks tonight, then when we get home I'll be too steamin' to get it up so I'll tongue her arse for a bit then KO. Tomorrow, she's getting her hair done so I'll go to the gym then when she's back we're going for lunch to Cocktail & Burger then going to see the Hunger Games Sunday - Jelqing and Sunday dinner at the in laws. I'll have oatcakes in the evening with some pate (needs to be used by Sunday)
My review is up on trip advisor 4 stars Lebowskis. http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Mobile...d.html?reviewsOpen=true#reviewHistogramHeader I played it too safe so it wasn't funny.
**** all tonight On the piss tomorrow afternoon then party and debauchery tomorrownight. Church Sunday for forgiveness Sunday Lunch Pub ****ed
I'm going to a 40th wedding anniversary in a booling club in Paisley the morra. Sounds all pretty straightforward but it's my tally relatives so there's going to be about 300 of them and I might well be the only guy there that's never owned a chip shop.
