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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by TheSecondStain, Jul 15, 2014.

  1. RSS

    RSS Well-Known Member

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    Did it say. You will see a girl and instantly fall in love with her. You will then consider all the potential ways of speaking to the girl, then doubt each plan you come up with. Meanwhile you've been staring at this girl for 15 minutes. She walks off and you wonder if you'll ever see her again. You then put on the Glee soundtrack and cry. THEN you hear that S Club 7 are doing a 'comeback' tour, get giddy with excitement and buy two tickets. One for you and one for your new girl, though you've yet to speak, she will someday be your wife. You remember you support Portsmouth so, to console yourself you head straight to the Saints not606 forum where you feel strangely at home. Have you been supporting the wrong club all along?
     
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  2. Clem Fandango

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    Mine said "that mole on your arm you're convinced will kill you will turn a strange shade of grey, and your new jacket looks stupid with your blue jeans". Weird!
     
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  3. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    Just about perfect. :)
     
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  4. PompeyLapras

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    Something like that, although I ffound out about the S Club 7 reunion before yesterday
     
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  5. - Doing The Lambert Walk

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    Piebacca Well-Known Member

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    Yes.

    Am I in trouble?;)
     
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    Hadn't seen this posted anywhere so thought this might be of interest. We're front page on Metro Sport's magazine with an article about the academy and the investment we've put in. Always nice to get recognition (even if twatbeard makes the cover).

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  8. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Sorry to give a non-humorous answer. DJs do have to ask themselves why they are there. Is it a dance, how old are the people listening, ethnic mix? Are they famous enough to make their own music choices. If music gets people on the dance floor...play it (even if you want to lie screaming on the floor).
     
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  9. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    But was it accurate for one twelfth of the population?
     
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  10. Clem Fandango

    Clem Fandango Well-Known Member

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    Basically, anyone can be a DJ. They usually think they're hot ****, when all they're doing is pushing play. That's why they don't play what people want, became they think they know better.
     
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    :laugh::laugh: like that. Mu cousin (who is even older than me!!) still DJ's in London... I now have the perfect line for him... "Hey Coz, you're just pushing play"
     
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  12. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    Umm....
     
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  13. Clem Fandango

    Clem Fandango Well-Known Member

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    Well you know, not everyone can mix, certainly not everyone can scratch... But Wedding DJs and the like? They're putting together a play list.
     
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  14. Le Tissier's Laces

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    Exactly, that's very different. I'm constantly in awe of people who are great at mixing.
     
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    uncanny.
     
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  16. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    Uncanny, but complete twaddle. :)
     
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  17. Sotonist

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    TBF it fits with my experience of women psychology.

    Need to be told what their attitude to the day is going to be. Men should read the horoscopes to align themselves with the expectations or avoid them altogether.

    PL by thinking like a woman has possibly unwittingly done so.
     
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    Men can read? :emoticon-0104-surpr
     
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  19. Saints_Alive

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    Well, the vast majority of posters on this forum are male........:emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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    Hand's up any fellas on here that have gone along with the "starsign conversation" on a date with a woman, just to humour them and get on their good side...<whistle>
     
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