3 days in a row

Agree with Archers - it's probably just a touch of the Emma Freuds.

As I understand it, the time to really worry is when you have blood in your piss.

 

Hi Gays,

Well yous will be glad to know that no more blood for a week now.

Sorry to panic you guys initially, guess this thread has turned into a bit of a damp squid.

yes squib but someone will bite​

 

Squib*

 

I did see it .

 

Aye, so ye did

In the bag with you ya sexy gook shagging **** ye.

 

You're gonna need a bigger bag.

 

That would be better in rhyme, like Jim Bowen in Bullseye. Easy to remember.

If the blood's red - You'll soon be dead.

If it's Brown, you're on solid ground.

If it's Black, Cut out the smack.

 

Agree with Fartio - aggressive bottom cleansing,

 

And if it's grey, enjoy your last day (today)

 

I remember a work colleague asking me what to do if you had blood in your spunk

Stop ****ing was my reply <well, at least out of sight out of mind>

 

I had a pimple on my inner bum area and whiping made it bleed a while ago.
Weird that you have to wash your hands and not touch cuts if you touch your penis or bum but even Doctors rim each other and lick flanges or suck **** without fear of germs.

 

Inner bum area? Please be more specific.

 

Not visible on buttocks not internal without a dental mirror that's as specific as I can get sorry.
It's gone now .

 

The Scarlett Pimplenell?

 

[video=youtube;_lPJ9J-6vDw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_lPJ9J-6vDw[/video]

 

Your starfish is now in ma bucket list

 

His keekie winker is the size of a bucket...