Nozzer approaches Astro with his [NSFW]Paper[/NSFW] Astro looks up and takes out his... [NSFW]Pillow. Astro is caught sleeping in the final of this craptacular game! Nozzer's paper slices through Astro's pillow like a knife... a bunch of sorority sisters in bikinis emerge at the sight of feathers floating in the air and have a mass pillow fight... As Nozzer slices Astro's head off with a vicious paper cut- they hoist him onto their shoulders and toss him into the air... Nozzer WINS!!!! woo hoo! / unfortunately they forget to catch him and he falls to the ground and cracks his skull open. [/NSFW] Thank God this stupid game is over!
Well, what can I say? I was ill and still managed to cane you all! Astro was too scared to even face me in the final... The fact that only one person apart from me managed to kill anyone...I suggest you take a look at yourselves. A truly deserved victory for me, I feel. Cheers, Milk, for organising this! I'm off to get some whiskey, some women and ride off into the sunset. P.S. Cheers Gerrez for telling me what you were going to do. Almost IBWT in too-clever-for-your-own-good-ness...
I already called my shot of playing paper every time. The "previous wins" rule meant I couldn't win though since you could go anti-RPS and play for the draw. Which you did. I would have won if a draw forced a coinflip.
