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The NOT606 Fraternity

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  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    No one on here is that posh...
     
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  3. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Other than Venom's footman .
     
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  4. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    And Ponders as well.
     
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  5. Erik

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    I wouldn't have picked Montenegro as a destination. I don't think I'd mess with people who live in a country called 'The Black Mountains' . It sounds like something Tolkien dreamed up and forgot to include in The Hobbit.
     
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  6. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ER doesn't look well on sepia/green tones.
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Definitely my hairline
     
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  10. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    The poll I was presented with on clicking that link:

    Have you heard of the brand Burger King?
    No, I am not familiar with Burger King
    No, I am not very familiar with Burger King
    Yes, I am somewhat familiar with Burger King
    Yes, I am very familiar with Burger King

    And they make money from that?
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Pud's eyes lit up like a policeman's torch.
     
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  12. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Ha! Not posh, no.

    Born in Greenwich, raised on a Thamesmead council estate, lived on the streets, stole some books, learned a few things, wrote them down, someone paid me for those things... and the rest is history.

    I'm as common as they come, and Jonno can vouch for me on that one.

    I sent a cheque and letter of apology to the business I stole the books from.
     
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    I'm very posh.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I bet you speak in the King's English ya toffy nosed posh ****.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Owning more than one cushion to have on yer broken down couch disny make ye posh.

    However, a man's couch does describe the man. A man's couch is his place of rest, his solitude, where he directs his attention at the telly, where he tells the weans to get the **** aff and leave him alone, and, sometimes, have a peaceful ****e.
     
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  16. stopmeandslapme

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    Gambol, if you wanted to create an application (GUI and DB) which people could download off you, which database would use? What's the easiest to install and is free and small? I'm thinking SQL Server as it's free but then I'd just want the basic engine so that the app could connect to the DB but the user wouldn't be presented with any configuration options.
     
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  17. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Gambol did you just **** your pants sitting on the sofa or were pants and trousers removed before soiling ?
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    What are your DB requirements? If you have no need for relational storage and just want to read and save simple data then just use a CSV file, or XML file as your database.

    SQL Server would need installed and configured and user logins created. It's suited to be being on a network server that multiple user machines access.

    There are also other small free databases you could use, such as SqlLite, but again they will need configured and login connections created.

    Another option would be to use WMI to store and retrieve data. It's already on every Windows machine.
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No and no.
     
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  20. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    stop gaying up my thread!
     
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