*NSFW* The Newcastle v Sunderland Derby Day Banter Thread *NSFW*

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Aye if you say so fella. Laters

 

Mag ****s..


that is all..


goodnight..

 

Goodnight Comm, enjoy your six fingered shuffle.

 

Aye, go and suck your lass off.

 

Even tho we have a better starting 11 I can't see us getting anything out of it as pardew and the flux of foreign players we now have we have no desire or effort and can't seem to get up for these games

 

Eh? I've seen more desire and effort in the last half a dozen games than I have done for a long time.

 

Oh yeah, that's right! There's always one clever sod who thinks it's reallllly funny to mention a banned word by asking whether the banned word is actually banned - and thus mentioning the banned word within the question. You think you're sooooo funny, don't you? Well, here's the catch, as punishment for your poor attempts at rule bending & humour, I am going to have to make you write out the following sentence 100 times:

"I must not mention beel"

So there, ha! That'll teach ya! Loser!

 

See smug is back (yet again) to tell people he isn't back and has given up posting.
The geezer is like a Human Boomarang.

 

That's bollocks, I've got a boomerang and it's great fun.

 

Derby games in isolation I am talking about

 

Does it matter which board its on

 

Which board what is on?

 

All the beel

 

There! Look! He said it again!


He said beel.


He actually said beel.


Stone him! Stone him I say.


And anyone else who says beel.

And anyone who even thinks the word beel. Stone them!

 

Whose beelin?

 

Err, no-one, sir. No beelin here, sir.

 

I looked up beel as an image

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Hmmmm, do you have it in orange?

 

I distinctly heard beeling from over there.