Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

If there isn't a dedicated thread for this banal ****ing yank ****, there ****ing well should be

 

Afternoon fella.

 

Might mean you can manage a ****ing pint when I'm next down there, you sheep-shagging ****

 

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Might do, could do with a couple of pints try and make it after I finish work.

 

If they've run into the back of you, they're ****ed, provided you can demonstrate that BOTH of your brake lights were/are functional.

 

Hard when they are smashed up

 

It always is. Any appointment there has to be 2 or after due to train prices.

Jesus. They don't **** about with Security at Porton Down. Plod walking round with ****ing machine guns

 

They weren't, necessarily.

 

Semen makes women happier and more affectionate apparently!

https://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/semen-makes-women-happier-affectionate-apparently-092000138.html


The happiness-boosting chemicals found in semen include:

Cortisol – known to increase affection
Estrone and oxytone – which both elevate your mood
A hormone which releases thyrotropin, an anti-depressant
Melatonin – a sleep inducing agent
Serotonin – an anti-depressant


So there you go! Cant argue with facts

 

No... don't think there is... although, I could just use the cheese for that!

 

I remember seeing a similar article a while ago... I mention every time my wife is feeling down/has headache, etc that she needs a good bouncy bounce... doesn't usually work though.

 

Leave my ****ing local out of it

 

so is this an oral solution or suppository?

I mean it seem to be saying it'll make them feel good and have a good sleep but should i try administering the medicine both ways just to be safe?

 

I'll check with Fiona

 

Feel like death.

Got man flu

 

Not sure you should be mentioning that in here considering the above conversation...

 

I did think that, but I don't need to feel happier and more affectionate

 

Evening ****ers

 

Hi