Would that be like 1967 when Scotland declared itself the world champions for beating England at Wembley? Oh, how we laughed.
Oh, we did.... I remember it well, it was my first time at Wembley and I'll never forget the sight of the Scottish fan about four seats in front of us vomiting into the hood of a bloke wearing a duffel coat in front of him. I could smell the whisky from where I was. Mind you, the smell of whisky was everywhere anyway. After the game - Which Scotland won 3 - 2 - a Scottish newspaper blazoned its front page with the news that Scotland were now the world champions and demanded that the FA hand over the Jules Rimet trophy. Now come on.... that's gotta be funny. FIFA obviously never read that paper because four years later it was England who went to Mexico as defending world cup holders. Scotland didn't qualify.
