When England beat Scotland tomorrow night.

He's got your gander up

 

Until our boys shut your stupid Haggis ****er mouths up tomorrow, Scotland have zero chance of winning.

 

Ah wid and her girlfriend at the same time when they are on their dabs and then sell my story to the Sunday Sport.

I drank the first ministrual

 

Beelin here

 

That's exactly what we want you all to think, the English at their arrogant best.

 

Not PC enough.

 

A famous quote from the fields of Bannockburn ^^^^^^^

 

Just before Sir Henry De Bohun lost his head.

 

In more modern times it was a famous quote from the Better Together campaign.

 

And they were right Scotland lost that day right enough.

 

You lot got shown up by a fat geordie alcoholic with bleached hair in 96.

 

Disappear for 30 minutes and its a 4 pager

 

Dry your eyes mate, your fellow Albanians saw sense and that's the end of the matter.

 

I have perfectly fine skin pigmentation i'll have you know

 

He is now Mayor of London.

 

^^^ Confused, I'm English.

Last time we played Scotland they went 1-0 up and I was convinced they would win so chamged my name to MacGas. I didn't realise at the time I couldn't change it back for 21 ****ing days

Three weeks I spent wearing a skirt, getting pissed and headbutting any **** that looked at me.

 

Bristol is just too South we hate everyone in Xenophobic England gas.

 

It made a man of you

 

That's ok cos everyone hates you right back